that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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