I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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