Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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