He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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