I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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