everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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