Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
