they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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