I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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