she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
