so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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