How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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