it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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