she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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