Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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