I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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