just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We need to get me chipped asap
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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