It's just like the Real World with babies
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I love you.
Bad choice
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