dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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