would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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