I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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