He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sorry about my life...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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