It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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