Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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