Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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