it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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