I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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