Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
