We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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