Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
