How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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