Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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