what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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