Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
honey bunches of taint.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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