How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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