We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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