So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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