Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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