i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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