The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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