It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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