Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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