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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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