dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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