Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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