By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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