yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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