The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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