Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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