Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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