I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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