Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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