Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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