what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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