Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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