so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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